Once again I left. But this time im not that far away, and I have no job. Not to get me down though im searching through the Internet looking. You might be surprised what is offered here in Portland. Of course most of the jobs that are available i do not qualify for such as managerial positions and places that require minimum amounts of experience in certain aspects of the job. Witch brings me to the question how do you get experience if they need experience? Good question. Some how it all works in the end.
So today I spent it on line looking for a job. Came across a few likely possibility's mainly Albertsons and Jack In the Crack I mean Jack In the Box. Then realised that I have no food in this apartment and decided to go shopping. $160 later i find myself stalked for a long while. That is until my brother comes down on a visit and eats my winter hoardings away.
So i came home and put my expiring meat in the fridge (it was cheap okay?) and sat down to watch some T.V. Well nothing was on so I got up and cooked the meat and had rubbery meat and a burrito for dinner. Yum.
After my lovely meal I felt the need to go on a excursion to walk off any food poisoning I might have consumed. So I went to the one place I knew best. Fred Meyers. After walking with the masses inside the store for a while I felt safe enough to be home and so I went. Arrived home and felt a bit parched and made some tea. Looked in the kitchen and saw no sugar. So I sweetened it up with some artificial sweetener. Now not only do I have food poisoning but also man made chemicals sweeping through my body. What a wonder full day.
And here is the affects of the toxins running though my body- a very well manerd mustache.
